Printer
Problems
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under
Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is
next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in
the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working
fine."
Golf
Club Humour
A Golf Club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a
pint of Beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why can't
I have a Beer?" asks the golf club. "You'll be
driving later," replies the barman.
Incomplete
Man
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that,
he's finished".
Wedding
Speech Humour
Chris came to ask for Alice's hand in marriage. I said that it
was OK with me, provided he took the hand that spent most of
it's time in my wallet.
“
That’s the third time I’ve had to replace the clutch.” I
said to my Wife. She said, “ Don’t look at me, I never use
it.”
I
was once usher at a friends Wedding and I asked a lady who was
entering the Church, if she was a friend of the Groom. She
replied, “No, I am the Bride’s mother.”
Brad
likes music so much, if he heard Norah Jones singing in the
bath, it would be his ear he put to the keyhole.
We
call him the exorcist. Every time he comes around to our
house, all our spirits disappear!
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